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Chatting To A Naked Man In Amsterdam

10/4/2018

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​No bathing suits allowed beyond this point. Really?? That was a curious sign. Dutch is the official language in Amsterdam, nonetheless majority of the citizens speak fluent English, so is this sign what I think it really is??
 
It was our wedding anniversary and Tubo and I had planned to stay some days at a luxury hotel on the outskirts of Amsterdam.

​It was a really beautiful hotel. While there, one night we went for a swim and then decided to use the Jacuzzi when I noticed the sign that read “No bathing suits allowed beyond this point”. This must be a twisted understanding of the English language. 
I’m sure no bathing suit means don’t wear your clothes beyond this point. Dah!! Of course we won’t. I mean, who would? It really can’t mean NO BATHING SUITS! Tubo and I were happily chatting away in the hot tub when I noticed this couple come in! No kidding!

​They were completely naked!! What the heck!! Seriously??!! In the same water space! People you are naked! You are taking this no bathing suits too far I thought. They really don’t mean it like that.

They just mean don’t wear your clothes not take off your swim suits! But hey I thought, they are a young couple and probably really excited. I looked up at the time and it was gone past 10 pm and I thought maybe it’s adult’s time, you know, some kind of tradition they probably keep at the hotel.

 
So the next day we decided to go to the Jacuzzi earlier so that if there was some freak tradition that happened after 10pm we would be well gone before they started. And to be extra sure, I checked it wasn’t a nudist hotel, in case I’d missed that info and thankfully it wasn’t.

So off I went and Tubo was to join me later. If I thought I was seeing things the night before, this night I definitely had lost my mind. I opened the spa door to a completely naked man with only the towel covering his ……. Dear Lord I thought. I’m the joke! This people really meant it when they stated no bathing suits allowed.

Now I went from what the heck to blissful curiosity with a hint of shock. Now I was really itching to ask someone, why in the world do you guys not cover up? Or simply to talk to a naked person, so I can have a tick on ‘the craziest thing I’ve done checklist’.

I contemplatively went into the Jacuzzi all the while looking for an opportunity to ask one of my naked companions why they do this and then my thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a group of senior citizens. And you won’t guess what! They were all walking up and down the spa room with everything “dangleable” (if that’s a word) dangling.

This party just got crazier. These men and women were going around totally naked. I was the only one “fully clothed”. I bet they looked at me like I was totally destroying the mood and flanking the rules. I’m the outcast, the rebel, the arrogant lady and yes the crazy one.

This was just too much! Now more than before I desperately wanted to ask someone what this hotel was about? Is there more to this hotel than meets the eyes? Are they going to suddenly turn into werewolves or something sinister?  

 
I got out, took my thoughts with me and looked for a spot in the spa that had not yet been graced with some naked bodies and aha! The Sauna was empty. I took my “clothed self” there contemplating how I would go about talking to someone without feeling out of my depths.

You’ve got to understand, even though by now I had a burning desire to find out why, I couldn’t bring myself to talk to a naked man or woman. Where would I begin to focus my eyes?

If I try maintaining eye contact, my mind may well go into that dare devil game to try and get me to peek at some other parts of their bodies besides their eyes and even if I focus hard on what they are saying, I would have to try even harder not to suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter or alarming shock at the thought of talking to a naked man/woman.

While I was going back and forth with this madness of pure shock and inexpressible hilariousness, there he was. This fully naked man, walked into the sauna and sprawled himself across the bench. Just me and a naked man. No way! In that moment I realized that courage and vulnerability are not mutually exclusive.

There are times you feel really scared of taking an action or a decision but you know you have to and in those moments you have to confront your insecurities, uncertainties, fear etc and simply do what’s in your heart. For me it was talking to a naked man, for you it may be something bigger but we will always find ourselves at those cross roads where we either take the leap and jump and be forever free or surrender to the vulnerability and hide and be forever bound.

So for me, I chose to jump and I opened my mouth and began to speak to this graciously naked man and oh my I would love to tell you what we talked about, but if I do I’ll have to kill you :-)


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So your turn. What area’s have you found yourself lacking in courage or what areas have you experienced vulnerability and courage and how did you find your way?


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4 Comments
Benedicta Elechi
14/11/2016 08:48:02

😂😂😂😂😂 extremely hilarious.

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Christiana link
14/11/2016 18:16:34

I know!! It was the craziest experience ever and it sure made our anniversary :-)

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Agb
14/11/2016 10:21:12

No now, this is not right! You have to share at least a little of your discussion with the naked man. Did you look everywhere but into his eyes? I can only wonder.

For me though, I previously found public speaking a bit of a challenge. Now I don't mean speaking up in public with friends and all, I mean speaking to a crowd (with people you may or may not know) about something serious. I realized it was due to my upbringing: Be seen but not heard kind of style. I also realized that people who were allowed to self-express at an early age had less stage fright issues.

Anyhoo. I realized early, that the only way out is through. By the by, I worked on my self confidence and realized that if I know my subject, talking about it is a breeze. I'm not quite there yet but I certainly don't feel any shivers when I'm asked to say a few words on the fly. It's all about confidence and knowing your subject. That's my story!!

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Christiana link
14/11/2016 18:20:36

Agb, I had to use all my super powers to focus just on his eyes :-) I totally understand what you mean by being seen not heard. We are always a work in progress. I'm glad you found your way. Thanks for stopping by.

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